ACRONYMPH

...from the genius of Clairety!!!!!!!!!!!!! (she's a well-known academic.)
We salute you, elf.

do YOU know?

Is LONDON an acronym?
When I was being home-schooled with Enobarbus and Heidi (underwater), our Mum put that on an exam paper, which I unfortunately failed. I had forgotten all about it, but now that I have remembered I am now curious. Does anyone know the answer?

FISH

Would someone have to be a fish to be what is considered to be 'a good catch' or can it be used metaphorically? Do you think fish use it about other fish or would that change the meaning ? I am thinking of speed dating (underwater) and was thinking of using the name 'Fish' as a false name but would like to be aware of the implications.

MONKEYS: any good?

I can't help going over and over in my mind that whole thing about Jammy's monkey eating all his duty-free cigarettes. It absolutely shattered my whole opinion of monkeys. Has anyone got a kind word to say about monkeys that would go even a little way to restoring some kind of balance?

TIDY YOUR BEDROOM

Howard and I are very concerned about the state of the world, especially when it comes to local issues, especially like untidy bedrooms. However, we would sometimes like to be concerned about something else. Can anyone suggest an appropriate area of concern for us? (We would have about 3/4 hr a week to be concerned about it.)

SCARBOROUGH..........fair?

Can anyone tell me if Scarborough is called Scarborough because of the number of people with scars in the borough? I was thinking of going there for a visit but I have to say I'd feel less inclined to go if it was.

what happened to evolution?

Some kids look exactly like their parents, sometimes even when their parents are quite ugly.
Has anyone else noticed this? It doesn't seem a very good idea to me. (Enobarbus looks a lot like our Dad - same mean-eyed look.)