BAD NEWS for everyone.

The worst (in a way) has happened and Enobarbus has just come strutting through the house brandishing a certificate for 15 'A' levels, all 'A' grades. This means he can go on to study medicine at Terrapin Outpatients, which is BAD NEWS for everyone. Heidi and i think he must have cheated; it has been his M.O. all through our terrapin home-schooling and on into his most recent educational outings like his parachuting instructor's certificate and his licence to brew. It has all been one ridiculous episode after another with him. Heidi got one 'A' level at grade C, which is much nicer. (it was swimming.) I got an 'A' this time for terrapin physics, which I have now taken 8 years in a row so that I can prove it is getting easier. 8 yrs ago I got a 'F', which proves it.

Ced returns, unwelcomely.

does anyone know anything about making something for tea with pork and cabbage that doesn't make everyone absolutely sick? unfortunately Ced has just arrived at our place after a mercifully long absence and he's brought a whole load of pork and cabbage with him, not like a bottle of wine or some chocolates like most people would but then he's not most people, thankfully. he's bound to be thinking of something horrible to do with them; he's the kind of person who seriously might be a poisoner.