GET A BISCUIT.

As a terrapin i have hardly ever been required by the Aquatic Authorities to provide fingerprints for the purposes of crime solving. I suppose i would have a unique set. Unlike dna which i unfortunately share with my semi-criminal brother who i have wasted too much time locked up as an innocent party in jail (underwater) because of. Anyway. Can anyone clarify whether you can roll your fingers/ feet around and around on the police paper so as to make a very long imprint that would be virtually infinite? This would be easier underwater, especially with waterproof ink. Do you think Policemen would be amenable to this or would they get annoyed? Do you think it would hold up the law or uphold it? Do you think we should be able to get a biscuit if we give fingerprints? Do our fingers gradually wear down if we are criminal enough but never get past the fingerprinting stage, out of luck?

Christmas

does anyone know the second line of any carols?
On another note, if you have your fingerprints taken, are you allowed to roll your finger over so that you get a really long print? Can you use your body to roll over so that it goes on and on?
Back to Christmas. Basically, me and Howard are APPALLED by the complete ignorance of almost everyone at this time of year. Please give us your Christmas Facts so that we can all share and add to the sum of knowledge at least on this blog. Nothing about Nick Clegg please. (he's not really Christmas.)

A Person, who Lives in a Castle.

can anyone suggest something i can make for tea tonight?
it has to be something fit for a person who lives in a castle, and it has to have steak in it.
thanks.