Tuesday 22 July 2008

DON'T MAKE THEM UP

tell me your dreams. don't make them up though.
there is something about if you get 7 dreams in the same room there'll be some sort of thing happen. Shall we try?
I'll go first: there's this great big crowd shouting 'MARK MARK MARK!' but Howard gets up and they don't seem to notice it's not me. When i look at Howard he has got my face, and is eating chocolate with it. I realise i don't care and at this point the crowd start absolutely adoring me. then i wake up.

Tuesday 15 July 2008

THE LOOK OF HER FACE

Jammy, how are you getting on with the crocodile? Has he said anything yet?
On another note, does anyone think a terrapin should have a girlfriend? I'd imagine like me you'd say 'that depends who they are.' Enobarbus has got one and it looks like we should put a stop to it. I would like to hear from any lawyers etc from the underwater world who have experience of successful actions of this sort, or from anyone who thinks they may have heard of a law I could use to my advantage. It could be a Legal Loophole or just a Law. It needs to start quite quickly by the look of her face. Thankyou.

ps still want to hear from nadal. curious to know if success has changed him.

Monday 14 July 2008

do what you like

one of the things about rhyming food IS that you tend to forget the best ones when you wake up. You end up with second-best selection to present to the world, which is more or less what happens GENERALLY in this above-water world, anyway. Luckily there is nothing to say you can't start thinking about famous people who, for example, don't rhyme with food and don't get into the news very often. You can actually do what you like with the food rhyme thing.
Also, i would like to hear more from Nadal.

Wednesday 9 July 2008

devil dogs

are there any?

rhyming food.

Apart from BRAWN PRAWN, can anyone think of any food that rhymes? It has to be nice food, not obviously something you would only eat because it rhymes, and it has to rhyme in every part and not for example pancake hake. Strict is good. Good luck.
ps there are some people who are particularly suited to this type of activity. Don't worry if you're not one of them.