absolute idiot

well there we are that was a good holiday. It seems Enobarbus has become King of some small island and Heidi is writing a book on him. Mark is reading Dan Brown's new book and thinks it is Brilliant. He's an absolute idiot sometimes.

don't say we didnt warn you Heidi.

most people we know appear to have had a fairly miserable new year so far, with most disappointments oustripping their expectations. i don't expect there will be too many of you surprised to hear that Enobarbus is back inside after a series of thefts and incidences of poor communication. Heidi has agreed to start teaching him some manners and we wish her a lot of luck in this more or less hopeless attempt. Meanwhile, there are serious issues to be addressed. Does anyone know what they are? We have time to spare and would very much like it if someone would tell us. Thankyou.

GIVE IT A REST

right thats christmas over with. for goodness sake can we GIVE IT A REST next year????!