misleading recipe alert.

why aren't there any hummingbirds in the hummingbird cake in the hummingbird cookbook? does anyone know of a way to get through the present glut?
on another note, just a warning seeing as Enobarbus is doing community service again and might be turning up asking for wool or leather offcuts again. Those of you who were fooled by him last time should consider replacing your police shields. Mark has just laid traps right round our perimeter fance and a bit beyond; Heidi we will be round later to do your electrics. Enobarbus will be, as usual, contactable through the poetry cafe website if you want to try and book him for regular services - if we all pull together perhaps we can gainfully employ him to the exclusion of his criminal intent. yes Mark i know we've said that before.

made by a witch.

does anyone know of a cordial that either on its own or in combination with an accessible mixer would do ANYTHING to order the disorder in our troubled times? It needs to be inexpensive and not made by a witch.
on another note, a lot of us have noticed that since Enobarbus got his pass out of terrapin jail and started taking all those ridiculous exams he has become, once again, absolutely insufferable. Heidi is ill and it's hardly surprising. Is anyone out there qualified to give him an official 'fail' in aquastats? Because if he goes through with a distinction AGAIN we'll have big trouble.