THE LOOK OF HER FACE

Jammy, how are you getting on with the crocodile? Has he said anything yet?
On another note, does anyone think a terrapin should have a girlfriend? I'd imagine like me you'd say 'that depends who they are.' Enobarbus has got one and it looks like we should put a stop to it. I would like to hear from any lawyers etc from the underwater world who have experience of successful actions of this sort, or from anyone who thinks they may have heard of a law I could use to my advantage. It could be a Legal Loophole or just a Law. It needs to start quite quickly by the look of her face. Thankyou.

ps still want to hear from nadal. curious to know if success has changed him.

do what you like

one of the things about rhyming food IS that you tend to forget the best ones when you wake up. You end up with second-best selection to present to the world, which is more or less what happens GENERALLY in this above-water world, anyway. Luckily there is nothing to say you can't start thinking about famous people who, for example, don't rhyme with food and don't get into the news very often. You can actually do what you like with the food rhyme thing.
Also, i would like to hear more from Nadal.

devil dogs

are there any?

rhyming food.

Apart from BRAWN PRAWN, can anyone think of any food that rhymes? It has to be nice food, not obviously something you would only eat because it rhymes, and it has to rhyme in every part and not for example pancake hake. Strict is good. Good luck.
ps there are some people who are particularly suited to this type of activity. Don't worry if you're not one of them.

a good TV show to watch.

can I just draw people's attention to a show I've been watching on television over the last few days - I've only just come across it and it's really good, so I thought other people might be interested to see it too. It's called 'Wimbledon', and seems to be about a group of tennis players who are after some kind of prize that they have to play eachother really well to get. As I said, I have only just tuned in but it looks like if they LOSE, they have to give up their chance of a prize. Is it just me or can anyone else see a disturbing parallel with LIFE in all that?
ps there are some fine looking people in this show, but no terrapins. Again, the parallel with LIFE.

CROCODILE for £2.50.

Has anyone got any space for a crocodile in their pond? I found a homeless one round the back of Sainsbury's - it looks okay but talks funny. I think something might have happened to it. I would pay someone £2.50 on collection.

JUST FOR A MOMENT.

hello everyone especially Enobarbus my weirdo brother who has just emerged from his hideout in Morrocco, actually, which he didn't think we would ever find out. Serves you right my terrapin brother. You have done much worse things than the onions and STILL you walk free......
Anyway, putting aside the bitterness of family JUST FOR A MOMENT, perhaps you can all tell me any dreams you've been having recently, just in case they are the same as mine. In the interests of unprejudiced research I will delay telling you what mine are as I know how many of you just can't resist telling a great big lie, even if it is obvious.