Thursday, 14 August 2008
BAD NEWS for everyone.
The worst (in a way) has happened and Enobarbus has just come strutting through the house brandishing a certificate for 15 'A' levels, all 'A' grades. This means he can go on to study medicine at Terrapin Outpatients, which is BAD NEWS for everyone. Heidi and i think he must have cheated; it has been his M.O. all through our terrapin home-schooling and on into his most recent educational outings like his parachuting instructor's certificate and his licence to brew. It has all been one ridiculous episode after another with him. Heidi got one 'A' level at grade C, which is much nicer. (it was swimming.) I got an 'A' this time for terrapin physics, which I have now taken 8 years in a row so that I can prove it is getting easier. 8 yrs ago I got a 'F', which proves it.
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well all i can say is god help us. I hope i don't get operated on by him. He sounds like a right numpty. Give him a clip and send him to work at macdonalds.
he has been drawing some pictures of operations he wants to do on certain people - they don't look very nice. I will check if you are on his list. Macdonalds is a good idea i will try and get him stripped of some of his A levels i think you only need about 4 for Macdonalds nowadays.
thanks for checking the list to see if i'm on. I'm sure if you tell him he can cut up beefburgers he may change his mind on surgery. It's alot easier and the victim is already dead :)
i think he might think it was a bit pointless if they were dead already. You WERE on his list in fact - i couldn't quite work it out but there were dotted lines all over your head and neck area. i manged to tear it up and lucky escape i should think. I hav so far managed also to get him stripped of A levels in Surgical Procedure and Food Writing, plus a highly unlikely degree in Acceptable Behaviour.
i bet he still has his basic food hygiene certificate. rip that up too.
done - thanks for reminding me. it was actually smeared all over with food, which i would hav thought would put an employer off anyway.
Would you believe, he has been wearing an official 'Team GB' rowing outfit around the place this past week and has awarded himself 2 gold medals. I dread to think how many GCSEs are coming his way today, by foul means.
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