tell me your dreams. don't make them up though.
there is something about if you get 7 dreams in the same room there'll be some sort of thing happen. Shall we try?
I'll go first: there's this great big crowd shouting 'MARK MARK MARK!' but Howard gets up and they don't seem to notice it's not me. When i look at Howard he has got my face, and is eating chocolate with it. I realise i don't care and at this point the crowd start absolutely adoring me. then i wake up.
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My dream ish to be Raphael. I will be famoush painter and sho on. And I ghet acclaim. Not jhust two weeks. Millennia. And in a frame. Ish what you meant? And you people -Don't ever forget me. Yxu can shtill get my shweaty vesht on ebay. I am lying in the shUn now and thinxing about a facial transmografation to make me a bit more human looking. Ideazh?
ISH what i meant. Please sweat more into another vest/item/vessel and don't put it on ebay this time EGOIST hold it for me till i can raise the cash.
And don't ever,EVER say your face isn't very human. It hurts me to feel the pain of your vulnerability. I never knew you had it in you. Is that your painter side coming through?
When you say 'i am lying', do you mean 'i am lying?'
I xhope mark and xhoward unershtand me ash a full hetero man. I will put shweat into mosht of thingsh I wear for only female. My painterly side? Seen my other work? I hate Patrick.
Such strong, tennisy emotions!- aren't you sweet! Glad you cleared up the boy thing. Helpful blogging. How you say no falsh xhope... Howard and I are beyond all that anyway. Save your hatred for my ridiculous brother Enobarbus, my friend. He warrants any amount. Channel it into your forehand. (very nice, btw.) I would like to invite nadal to a little underwater terrapin do. Come as Raphael and don't bring Patrick. I suspect you wouldn't even want to!!!
Terrapindo. I xhope ish a kind of Ddansh underwater which terrapinsh will demonshtrate expertly. Here'sh a jxoke to do with underwater shwim. I shink therefore I am. Patrick ish shuch a big gxirls bloush. I shtill xhate him, but probably not ash much ash that fat boy Enobarbush. I need to lie more in the shun and put my shweat into veshells for the party. Only then would I bring 'im. And only sho xhe can feel bad. He might like Mark. Not Xhoward tho. I know that much about 'im.
I feel a need to get in between you two boys. Not in that way. God forbid. I know Patrick and he is talented and mature. And has a chin. He might be Irish or Scottish for all I care, but his name is silly. As for dreams. He sleeps like a baby but wakes up a grown man. I know as much as that but how would I know what he dreams of? I dream of bathing with terrapins. And seaweed. And shoes. Hope that helps. x
well it kind of helps, bob. but there is a great deal of mystery out there still.
by my reckoning (i was best at maths out of Heidi and Enobarbus and me despite what they say) that makes about 3 dreams, or 4 at a stretch. I bet fireflies have dreams. And elves. I know a firefly who has an elf.
oh and yes nadal it IS an underwater dance and yes we like underwater jokes with the following exception - one day I said to Enobarbus 'you are an underwater joke.' but he disagreed and set everything on fire, again. we don't know how he does the things he does. as a middle terrapin i have a lot more balance.
i've prolly mentioned it b4 but i helped the mitchell brothers save someone once over.
dreams are reality and reality is the dream. I have proof but can't show anyone else all hell will break loose.
if my terrapin fingers are not mistaken that makes 7 !! Now something weird can happen. TELL US THE DREAM JAMMY you KNOW we want to know. It's not about those women weightlifters again is it?
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