Monday, 18 February 2008
Onion Transformation.
Has anyone seen my terrapin brother? He's smaller than you might think and not a great colour like he wouldn't exactly STAND OUT. If anyone has, please to enquire whether the large bag of onions he decided to put in the freezer - as a joke?? - has anything AT ALL to do with his complete psychological malfunction or whether he was indeed acting on behalf of the unknowable god of Onion Transformation.
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i fear i have not seen this brother of yours, nor this onion bag, it all sounds quite worrying tho. perhaps u could call onion-crimestoppers?
ah - the unknowable god of OT. I know him. Trust me - he's not worth the worry. Buy some new onions, put them sensibly in a sensible place, get yourself a nice cup of tea and have a nice sit down. Forget about the freezer - there is always SOMETHING horrible in the freezer. It's impossible to keep track. Peas are the only truly successful freezer items, aren't they?
slice ur lemons and freeze them for gin and tonics - totally successful freezer item. In fact prolly all you will ever need in your freeze apart from Baileys icecream
btw ur brother is hiding in LittleShallot On The Marsh but dont tell him i told you , he threatened me with an wild garlic bulb.
Erm, i think you may find he is in the hall on the thing in the fish tank,
may have possibly been turned over onto his back but i think hell survive with all his friends,
and its now potatoes in the fridge,
not onions
(:
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