Thursday, 11 October 2007

TERRAPIN BUBBLE.

As a terrapin, it's such a nuisance coming up to the surface every time i want to eat a bit of decent bread. Does anyone know a lot more than i do about bubbles so that they could design a terrapin bubble for eating bread in? I am absolutely SICK of eating mush, and Enobarbus is LIVID. (nuff motivation.)

5 comments:

Jammy said...

I heard the washing up liquid company 'fairy' were working on a similar prototype to allow terrapins to eat and wash inside the same bubble. I think it's not going to be ready until late 2010 tho. hope u can hold out til then.

mark and howard said...

Thanks for the info, but I don't think I can, actually. Enobarbus has given it 6 weeks before he seeks out someone to blame. Ced has offered to help him. When that happens there won't be many of us left standing. I can only hope I survive because I would dearly love to be amongst the first to test out Fairy's new very interesting sounding bubble. (are you an insider dealer, jammy?)

Jammy said...

I'm afaid i've already told you too much and cant say no more. however for a small fee i can privately send u a bubble in construction. altho it may have side effects, as my friend got stuck in one for 3 weeks.

mark and howard said...

would 362 in terrapin currency be enough? as long as it was no more than 3 weeks i think i'd be fine stuck in a bubble; please send in whatever stage of construction. please get your friend out first though - i don't want to share my bread with him/her.

Jammy said...

that 362 terrapin currency aint gonna cut it i'm afraid. these things are top secret made from advanced materials found nowhere on this planet. (apart from round the back of the skips at netto) dont worry tho we got my friend out, Terry Pin. maybe u know him?