Tuesday, 2 October 2007

AVOCADO: friend or foe?

I'd like to kick off by saying I really like them, but unless they are straight off the tree they need to be pepped up with chilli etc - like in guacamole. Have I got the right kind of avocado or is the Elf worried about the kind with a long snouty nose that could well suck up a tiny elf? Don't worry Elf -surround yourself with a moat of water in which ants cannot swim but on which you can walk, and those snouty avocados will get the message soon enough.

6 comments:

Claireity said...

Oh Good!
I was worried then!
I'll take your advice and start building the moat today.
Most likely this afternoon while in Personal development
I'll get Kerensa and Ben to help me :]

Jammy said...

If only more things in life were solved by moats, like in the olden days with castles and knights who couldnt swim. It's only a matter of time tho b4 avocados evolve and learn how to swim. Then u must live in the clouds til they learn to fly, and so on... btw spades on sale in homebase. get em while u can for that moat!!!

mark and howard said...

you're right we are all on BORROWED TIME. To Homebase before those spades sell out!!

ps Elf it would be good to spend maybe a LITTLE time in Personal Development. But mostly turn yourself to moat building; your instincts are good.

Jammy said...

time up!!! no more spades left, u'll have to use them lil shovels

swaffette Firefly said...

why am i always the last to hear about these things!!! i cant use them lil shovels it will take me months omg im a goner death by avocado

mark and howard said...

yes those lil shovels are gone now too - anyone left will hav to use moles.