misleading recipe alert.

why aren't there any hummingbirds in the hummingbird cake in the hummingbird cookbook? does anyone know of a way to get through the present glut?
on another note, just a warning seeing as Enobarbus is doing community service again and might be turning up asking for wool or leather offcuts again. Those of you who were fooled by him last time should consider replacing your police shields. Mark has just laid traps right round our perimeter fance and a bit beyond; Heidi we will be round later to do your electrics. Enobarbus will be, as usual, contactable through the poetry cafe website if you want to try and book him for regular services - if we all pull together perhaps we can gainfully employ him to the exclusion of his criminal intent. yes Mark i know we've said that before.

made by a witch.

does anyone know of a cordial that either on its own or in combination with an accessible mixer would do ANYTHING to order the disorder in our troubled times? It needs to be inexpensive and not made by a witch.
on another note, a lot of us have noticed that since Enobarbus got his pass out of terrapin jail and started taking all those ridiculous exams he has become, once again, absolutely insufferable. Heidi is ill and it's hardly surprising. Is anyone out there qualified to give him an official 'fail' in aquastats? Because if he goes through with a distinction AGAIN we'll have big trouble.

His Usual Purposes.

does anyone know anyone called Wayne Rooney, because I have some mail with that name on that accidentally got delivered to Enobarbus and it was a real struggle to get him to pass it over rather than use it for his usual purposes.
and if anyone wishes to pass comment on the complete ineffectiveness of modern psychiatry they can go right ahead they'll get no argument from me.

chester in chester

has it been done?

A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT ANGLE.

middle terrapin wishes to announce a coalition with immediate commencement with (most of) upper and lower terrapins and some other stuff. it'll keep the name 'middle terrapin' though, thankyou very much. and it will NOT be making Enobarbus Foreign Secretary, as he was very keen on, as it was generally felt to be ridiculous. He hardly knows anything about foreign things when they come up as we all know. in summary, the constitution will more or less be as before, with the option to come from a slightly different angle on some things if i feel like it.

Enobarbus, rough rhyming again.

By my watch, daffodils are a month late AT LEAST this year, and it's not as if there's anything else to look at. But wait.................who cares? If there never were any daffodils, we'd never had had such an empty month staring at buds shouting 'WHAT THE ARE YOU WAITING FOR?' so unproductively. And yet there is something sweet about time wasted. And thyme tasted. And rhyme sweetly basted. (what did you say Enobarbus? did you say 'bastard?') And btw something more than a little sour about the tabloids.