chester in chester

has it been done?

A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT ANGLE.

middle terrapin wishes to announce a coalition with immediate commencement with (most of) upper and lower terrapins and some other stuff. it'll keep the name 'middle terrapin' though, thankyou very much. and it will NOT be making Enobarbus Foreign Secretary, as he was very keen on, as it was generally felt to be ridiculous. He hardly knows anything about foreign things when they come up as we all know. in summary, the constitution will more or less be as before, with the option to come from a slightly different angle on some things if i feel like it.

Enobarbus, rough rhyming again.

By my watch, daffodils are a month late AT LEAST this year, and it's not as if there's anything else to look at. But wait.................who cares? If there never were any daffodils, we'd never had had such an empty month staring at buds shouting 'WHAT THE ARE YOU WAITING FOR?' so unproductively. And yet there is something sweet about time wasted. And thyme tasted. And rhyme sweetly basted. (what did you say Enobarbus? did you say 'bastard?') And btw something more than a little sour about the tabloids.

absolute idiot

well there we are that was a good holiday. It seems Enobarbus has become King of some small island and Heidi is writing a book on him. Mark is reading Dan Brown's new book and thinks it is Brilliant. He's an absolute idiot sometimes.

don't say we didnt warn you Heidi.

most people we know appear to have had a fairly miserable new year so far, with most disappointments oustripping their expectations. i don't expect there will be too many of you surprised to hear that Enobarbus is back inside after a series of thefts and incidences of poor communication. Heidi has agreed to start teaching him some manners and we wish her a lot of luck in this more or less hopeless attempt. Meanwhile, there are serious issues to be addressed. Does anyone know what they are? We have time to spare and would very much like it if someone would tell us. Thankyou.

GIVE IT A REST

right thats christmas over with. for goodness sake can we GIVE IT A REST next year????!